Fuck old senile cunts that should just go back to the trailer park where they belong. I am not going to an elite private college to work a blue collar job with people that don’t know shit about academia and only know about putting shit in boxes and their endless loser relatives. I will never work at a job that doesn’t use my brain ever again. I think I know what it means to go postal because I hate it here.
Rant over. I’m going to eat food with my boyfriend and be angry
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
- social anxiety: you want to skype someone? hahaha yeah right
- social anxiety: you need to make a phone call? nah.
- social anxiety: you want to go out with friends? lol nope.
- social anxiety: need to ask a stranger something? hahah no.
- social anxiety: trying to buy something by yourself? I don't think so.
- social anxiety: surrounded by strangers? good luck breathing.
- social anxiety: in a group? aww let me make you feel unwanted and sad.
i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage.
i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES
THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES
Finally Maedhros can go out in public in a nice dress and not show off his ankles like some Taniquetil Tart